Time

Dear time,

I feel like you have no respect for those who have too much to do with themselves. You ruthlessly rush on without any thought for the problems you may cause. Can you please slow down and give me some time to breath, finish my resume, get my letters of recommendation, apply for work, do my homework, take care of my calling, finish my senor project, keep on top of work, eat, sleep and have a small social life? I need your help and cooperation. Let me know what you can do for me.

Thanks so much
Karen Campbell

PS: I want you to know that I do take responsibility for procrastinating right now, but I am waiting for a client phone call as well as writing to you. I am not being completely useless.